“Scary Movie V” — Scary there’s still a high demand (2013)

If the movies Halloween, Nightmare on Elm Street, and Saw can have five films, why not  re-heat popcorn and pull the gum out from under the table for Scary Movie V? While the first one didn’t cater to the stockbrokers in the entertainment field, this one will have the same crude, sexual, and drug induced affect. When you just want to laugh now and again over things ridiculously stupid, this is a good movie to see making fun of The Swan, Rise of the Planet of the Apes, and other known cult flicks.

It begins with our two notorious ankle-bracelet media stars Charlie Sheen and Lindsey Lohan in a bedroom scene performing the unthinkable, has Ashley Tisdale flipping between rock star wannabe and Mommy Dearest in the center, and Snoop Dogg typing up the ends.

Three out of ten on our Ten Star Scale!

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